We would like to take this moment to say that we are deeply sorry for
making Kozy Shack Pudding so absurdly delicious.
We had originally planned on making Kozy Shack Pudding just very
delicious. Instead we made it absurdly delicious, and for that we
apologize. We had no idea that it would create such a buying frenzy,
leading to a pudding shortage.
Until we can make some more, we ask those whose last names
begin with A through M to buy Kozy Shack Pudding on odd
days. Those whose last names begin with N through Z, please
buy Kozy Shack Pudding on even days.
Again, please accept our sincere apologies.